The floodlight that makes you feel seen. And filmed. And recorded. You and any other poor sap who happens to stroll in front of its 270 degrees of customizable motion detection and 2600 lumens of baddie-banishing light. Two-way audio. Color night vision. Extra USB port. And enough light to give your trespassers tans while it discourages them. Okay, fine, not really. But seriously, let’s blind someone! If they wanted their retinas, they wouldn’t have wandered into your yard.
